Lolz.
For the past howevermany years, I have filled up a personal sketchbook of crap throughout the year.
2008: Barely a half journal of incomplete sketches.
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Ability to draw = 0.

Oh well. 2009, new sketchbook, new year!
And Just 'cos I can, an urban dictionary meme i ripped from someone else's journal:

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1.) Your name?
Jacqueline.
Jacqueline is a term for a hot sexy mama with big boobs and nice ass, good at sports and is very intelligent.
wow! Don't you love jacquelines they have the whole package
Haha, sweet.

2.) Your age?
17.
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
o.o

3.) One of your friends?
Christina.
Greek/ Latin in Origin. This name means "annoited christian". It's pronounced (kris-TEEN-ah). It is the most beautiful name to a girl.
When Christina was listening to music in the empty seat, I nervously sat next to her.

Christina's smile was as bright as the sun shining above me.
Since when does urban dictionary say such nice things??

4.) What should you be doing?
Cleaning.
(v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."
Sums it up.

5.) Favorite color?
Green.
yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'
Well okay then.

6.) Birthplace?
Launceston. (The second was funnier so I used that one. :])
The colon of planet earth. The place where you get summer, spring, autumn and winter twice in the space of 2 hours. Launceston pwns Hobart.
Terrorist 1: hey let's go and blow up launceston!
Terrorist 2: what? where the fuck is launceston?

7.) Month of your birth?
August.
The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!
Ahh, August. Most definitely the best moth.

8.) Last person you talked to?
Katherine.
an angel, a princess, your boo, someone special to you, and a perfect person
you're such katherine
bd'AWWW. Urban dictionary loves my friends.

9.) One of your nicknames?
Wank. (Can see where this is going)
predominantely British term for masturbation

Buffing the Banana
Holding Your Sausage Hostage
Jackin' the Beanstalk
Rounding up the Tadpoles
Slap Boxing the One-Eyed Champ
Spank the Frank
Applying the hand brake
Attacking the one-eyed purple-headed warrior
Auditioning the finger puppets
Beef-stroke-it-off
Boxing the bald champ
Charming the snake
Checking for testicular cancer
Choking Kojak
Squeezing the cream from the flesh Twinkie
Straddle your paddle
Taking matters into your own hands
Teasing the weasel
Thumping the pump
Tickling the pickle
etc etc
Roffles.